Looks like a large Horsetail plant.

Yeah, that was my thought. The damage seems to be at the tips. How much of an impact could that have? No harm in trying. Of course the bigger issue is why it spazzed out to begin with. Might be a fatal flaw in its brain.

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Well written and informative! More writing like this on the site please.

Good.

100% Agree! 

US Moonbots vs CCP Moonbots vs Elvis vs Nazis vs The Man In The Moon!!

It’s amazing on ice cream, I’m definitely going to give it a try.

Well, I mean, you’re still here reading! I wish the site were more like it used to be, but have a strong hunch that the crazy amount of ads, the insistence of slide shows, the shaky commenting system, likely the editorial direction, etc., have been out of the hands of the writers and managing editors for quite a…

I would train as if it was my super bowl. But yea, an actual bear trying to run is a far different game. I imagine a black bear would top out at least 20 mph and could climb like a mad man.

As demonstrated by Ostriches, large birds are terrifying

Same thing came to my mind as I read this. A star for your sir. 

This sounds like THE BEST staff outing.  If I was the bear, no one is catching me. 

Takata airbags: the “gift” that keeps on giving.

Chili’s was fantastic and ubiquitous, along with Applebees. You have to purposefully seek them out now, or stumble into their spawn in airport terminals.

Boys, I think we dun found ourselfs a commie!

I’ve never been to a Barrett-Jackson auction, but I imagine more than 99% of that crowd are Trump fans.

Just need to bump it with the lunar rover, tip that baby into position. 

I’ve never seen toasted ravs with beef. *shrug* Last time I had a beef rav was Chef Boyardee when I was 11.