My first job in high school was at Hardee’s, just about the time they started serving biscuits. I was surprised to find that they were made from scratch, with a lady coming in at 3:00 every morning to make the day’s biscuit dough. I also always thought it was funny that the biscuits were completely made from scratch,…

Eventually everyone will pay a horrible price for eating Taco Bell.

There are also other low-cost options where the beneficiary isn’t a government that is actively working against U.S. interests.  Wild that Vietnam, for instance, is a better partner than China.

I did battle with the Ultimate and Monster burgers from JitB several times. I’m a big eater, but couldn’t finish them without getting sick of them.

I’m surprised that Jack in the Box isn’t competitive on price point. When I lived in the Land of Jack in the Box Every Quarter Mile (St. Louis, Missouri), they were my go-to for CHEAP food. At one time, they offered two greasy, disgusting (and apparently, um, smashed) tacos for a dollar! Just meat in a shell. Or you…

This is where you take your mistress, somewhere no one will know you and has a high enough turnover to not have someone ask where your spouse is... or so I’ve heard. 

22 grand to look like the hottest shit teen in your small rural town

They’re both worst. It’s a hard feat to pull off, but they did it!

“Weirdly, Ahmad says it don’t expect the 500e to sell in big numbers”

Applebees - When You’re Here, You’re Here.

Yeah, but it’s Applebee’s. Their food is terrible.

If this catches on, divorce rates are going to soar.

It’s the correct way to spell doughnut.

Not quite.

The script will be written by several 11 year old boys.

Don’t forget how it also has messed things up making it reasonable for people to work themselves to death in side hustles. Had a coworker who literally was falling asleep at his desk because of it.

Not just the taxis - and they’ve been decimated here in Chicago - but also a related, but totally different industry here (probably other cities as well). All the big banks here (Chase, Wells Fargo, etc) had local offices dedicated to mortgage loads for cab shields, who secondary market costs were often in the 6…

I feel for anyone whose best seafood option near them is Red Lobster.

Especially the ones that dispense all kinds of different flavors from the same nozzle.  If I wanted a horrible artificial flavor in my Coke, I’d buy it that way.  Even Cherry Coke doesn’t taste right out of those things.

I spent an entire summer working in a kitchen wondering if my face was going to get blown off because the owners of the restaurant wouldn’t fix the fryers that would periodically sound like a jet preparing for takeoff before violently belching fire out of the back vents.

Broken freezers. Grills that didn’t work on one…