If they were, they’d have bombed us from space by now.

But when are we gonna learn more about leprechauns and fairy wings?

Looks like the self driving mode needs to be...better trained!

Before, I had to try to kill myself manually!  What a chore!

This is what happens when you have toothless corpo shills as regulators. The lie that industry self regulation is best for the consumer and public at large is a lie.

Surprised a Sharpie wasn’t involved...

Yeah, by all means vote for Trump, because he cares about the little people...

Yep, he loves anybody that displays slavering loyalty to him, no matter how terrible they are; he’s really just that shallow and easily manipulated.

This. Biden could sit in a chair and spin for the next 4 years and accomplish his job: Blocking Trump from being President again. It doesn’t matter if he’s senile or coherent. That’s all he needs to do and it’s still a victory. Which would you rather have, a senile but harmless Biden, or a vengeful erratic senile…

Well, the problem with surrounding yourself with racists and hatemongers, is that a few nazi wannabes are bound to slip in.

“do you need to rewatch Mad Max: Fury Road before seeing Furiosa?”

Meh....

This is better:

“He wants to go touch it.”

Putting fluoride in water is dumb anyway. Just brush your stupid teeth you lazy slobs!

That’s what happens when you have artists design things like machinery.

Yet another terrible vehicle design whose sides are going to immediately be caked with mud. As a bonus, it will also be incredibly annoying to be stuck behind in the rain because it will spray water everywhere, and it rains here in the PNW a lot.

What bugs me the most is the sheer number of times total ineptitude and random dumb luck saves the day. Also, the dumb design of this thing. The droids must have really high temp flame proof knees.

There is nothing you need to know about Bitcoin Pizza Day.

Heck, he coulda completed the flight, he still had 3 good engines!