Yeah, but I think those are mainly the ones that still have the pushbars and spotlights, this is basically just a nice Crown Vic.

For one with those miles that isn’t beat to crap or have a stupid black and white paint job, that’s a decent deal, NP.

Or that they suck.

No.

Yeah, not really a fan of the taillights.

SHhh...if you call it that, nobody will buy it. It’s a nice SUV!

Yep, and they stopped approving anyone here years ago, so anybody not more than a couple years old is permagrey.

Ugly AND middling performance, but at least you get to sit up high!

The Takeout article even links to their own, not even blue cheese can make it good, granted, it’s not bad just I’d rather have almost anything else:

Combine that with a loaf of $1.50 white bread, and that a whole bunch of crappy ass sandwiches.

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Yeah, well I tried a copycat recipe and made this sandwich, and the fact that people in the South think this is a good sandwich just reinforces my belief that I best stay far away from there.

BLEH.

Sorry, I hate the lights behind the front wheels.

Or he took the Cannibal Perk.

MEH,  where’s my CAR Ford?

Man, I always hate when he decides to hide the car keys!

I think there’s an impulse to make sense of life somehow and try to seek reasons and explanations for things, it’s ultimately what leads to religion and a lot of other dumb beliefs, but really, sometimes sh#t just happens, and it sucks and you deal with it.

Ew, I heard everything, even indoors was covered with dust months after 911, and you know what was in that dust....

Yeah, notice they’ve slowly be killing off the comments sections over time....