yes. the zeitgeist parody!

same for Storm Troopers?

given the 10 year warranty, i’d say at least a decade.

one of my favorite parts of the movie was when they brought back 33 year old Lucas Black to play a high schooler.

exactly. to create a “perfect replica” of a 3D animation, as a 3D animation, is easy. to create a “perfect replica” of a 3D animation as a physical object is not easy. by definition, it’s impossible.

i think the author means that it’s not easy to create a perfect replica of something that doesn’t physically exist. by definition, a “replica” of Woody would be a 3D computer animation. an action figure of a person, or this Woody, is a model. by saying “it’s not easy” the sentence justifies the use of the phrase…

he still murders Zod in that version though.

yup. all you have to do is feel your neck and count. and if you want to track your heart rate over time, just carry around a pen and notebook too. and if you want to do analysis on your heart rate over time, just enter all the info from your notebook into a computer. so easy. we don’t need something that does all that…

though Romero’s Joker is definitely the one you want at your birthday party, bringing out the ice cream cake.

this isn’t a costume contest. i mean, i’m not really defending the new joker, but at least it’s not a carbon copy of something else. they at least tried to be new. just tried a little too hard.

yeah he just needs a purple suit. and a headband.

to be fair, this version of Joker looks like he might have sex with Batman too... YUCK!

i forgot about that Home Alone tagline. kind of like how Suicide Squad is a Batman movie without Batman!

michael keaton’s bruce wayne. and christian bale’s batman, with kevin conroy’s voice, and adam west’s dance moves.

i really, really, really hope it’s not “JOKER” tattooed across his abs. but it kind of looks like it might be.

“omg dad. ur so lame.” - sent from my phone.

self righteous, boy scout Superman does suck. unless he’s teamed up with Batman, who has a tendency to bend rules to his own way. then it works really well. it’s a classic clash that leads to very relatable conflicts. unfortunately, we probably won’t get any of that in this movie.

yeah, such bad CGI. he looks nothing like the real Paul Walker.

then Iron Man could definitely take Superman.

wait, when did they flat out say Kryptonite doesn’t exist in MoS? i thought they just hadn’t discovered its existence yet. i figured that it’d be introduced in this movie, as the two most likely people to have resources to discover Kryptonite would be Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor.