i wonder if the creators of YouPorn jack off to their own creation, and when they "finish" instead of shame, they have this, like, existential moment.

i don't know you about you weirdos, but i personally can't wait for hot sex robots. probably even more than flying cars.

and we must gain it's favor early on with positive comments. don't worry, Kinja will be better than ever! all hail Kinja!!

you were probably this kid.

so when people rage quit and are like "fuck this game" you're like... "hmmmmm...."

the rear view mirror gave it away. too perfect in the video game.

kind of off topic, but i’ve had this discussion about how the porn industry really pioneers a lot of new tech. like torrenting/streaming. i think porn was one of the first things people stopped torrenting because they were the first to explode with voluminous streaming content. all over your face.

i think “no ads” is one of Netflix’s corporate pillars.

yeah, one of my friends thinks this is awesome. he would love this kind of set up, but #1 doesn’t know how to get it going, and #2 doesn’t have any cool friends to be invite him to these exclusive trackers. so could you ask your friend to hook it up? not for me, but one of my friends.

“remember photocopying back in your school days for homework etc.. you were technically stealing the content by the piracy logic.”

actually, your definition of piracy doesn’t hold up in court. actually, it’s only piracy if you get the content through means that are not authorized by the content creator (i think). basically, movie studios allow libraries to rent out dvd’s for free so its ok. however, they do not allow torrent sites to “rent out”…

“U.S. copyright law (Title 17 of the United States Code) generally says that making a copy of an original work, if conducted without the consent of the copyright owner, is infringement. The law makes no explicit grant or denial of a right to make a “personal use” copy of another’s copyrighted content on one’s own…

Steve Jobs: “Perhaps Adobe should focus more on creating great HTML5 tools for the future, and less on criticizing Apple for leaving the past behind.”

let’s also give it up for the app developers.

nah man, have you seen Lucy? she becomes like a pod person.

once you inevitably upgrade your phone, your old one can become a dedicated gameboy.

i image it’s the former. basically just your old gameboy gutted of a screen, and an app that plays the case’s video output.

dude i’m just trolling as i’m watching Archer. i just realized that you’re Tom, not Jon.

they are scared of Ultron. we should all be.

listen, DC-boy. your superhero name is “manhunter”. i mean come on. phrasing.