that's what she said.

tables for tables. kickstarter idea?

i wonder what it's like living in Googleville. and needing to go to the Apple Store.

ok, i finally got it to turn black/blue. this is what worked for me.

and when you can make it change at will, you've mastered the power.

phone's out of juice? make some.

ew. you jacked off to charge your pikachu? aren't there laws against that in pokemon world?

so imagine we make it. we colonize mars. we live there. i just realized, there's gonna be like... brand new days and months. right?

"i lost my umbrella"

i was in a black hole before i was paid to be in a black hole.

yet they were no battletoads.

forget vr troopers, what about superhuman samurai syber squad?

here's some advice. take it or leave it. just trying to help. good luck, sir.

yessir. i totally agree. everyone does whatever is shoved in their face. 50 shades of grey, the iphone... do you know which musical artist has the most appearances on the billboard top 100? it's not elvis or the beatles. it's lil wayne. lil fucking wayne.

that's what i was thinking, it has to come from some user profile. but who makes (honest) profiles for porn sites? girls i guess. lol, why are they making profiles? do they not know they could be watching porn instead?

you raise a lot of good questions and glad there's a good discussion going on here about genera censorship and the meaning of "freedom". but let's be real. link to ice cream video?

also having sex with apple pies. before that movie, i only knew like, 2 - 3 people who had done that.

wait, how does pornhub know their users' gender?

because it was sold (advertised) to way more people. way deeper brand penetration.

Drake's cool, but he owes his fame to Tha Carter.