have you ever done a Blue Screen of Death? that's when you're about to cum, and then you punch Crtl + Alt +Del real hard, and jizz on the screen.

Jizz Wipes: For Electronics.

even if it was doubled, $9 billion, doesn't seem too bad. that's like the cost of three Nests. or nine Instagrams.

you're last sentence sums it up :)

interesting that governments are trying to stop ISIS on the cyber front, while Anonymous has pledged to do the same. could possible they team up in some kind of Hannibal Lecter You're the Bad Guy But Not Right Now type of deal?

woah woah wait. if we all get these, then how are you guys gonna push external battery packs? because if anker batter packs are on sale everyday, at what point can we just accept that's the normal price? and how has the comparison to jumper cables have not been made yet? come on!

well, soon plus 25 - 40 business days. shipping always seems to take forever.

classic

good thing i don't visit pornographic websites.... out of totally rando, unrelated curiosity though, how can you check if you've been infected?

for a second i was thinking "Pat Robertson" was that sparkly dude from Twilight.

part of me thinks Neill Blomkamp only put Sigourney Weaver in Chappie so that he could spend time convincing her and her connections to make a new Alien movie.

way more famous than any of these:

not a fan of controllers in general for interfaces designed for touch. i guess it makes sense, but a wand would be more fun.

so conflicted. guess we'll never know the truth.

im so sad this isn't available in a US version

but the jump from nintendo to super nintendo was generational. it was a completely new system with different processing and game cartridges. though i agree "Super Nintendo 3DS XL" would have been a sweet name (and tugged at the nostalgia factor) the OCD part of me would think it's not exactly right for a system…

i thought the same thing. problem is, many people are still paying money to buy nintendo consoles. if i was nintendo i'd keep it up until consoles are absolutely non-profitable. nintendo's biggest assets are their games.

well... what about other console refreshes? playstation and xbox refresh their consoles with improved designs, but they don't come up with fancy new names for those. people still refer to it as "PS3". maybe "PS3 slim"? or "the new PS3"?

parallel parking with that trunk shouldn't be a problem.

yes. the imperial knight lightsaber. wielded by the galaxy's biggest cock blocks.