whatever google has patented, these probably don't have. Barrier to bring a competitor.

anyone else bothered by the fact that this is not actually 8 bit graphics?

in that case, they should have also worn a flame proof layer that protects against dragon fire, and carried laser reflecting crystals to defend against all the other ways ebola can't attack them.

they are. literally. just ikea bags taped together. another reason why ebola is beating us right now. come on guys!

fun fact. even if you've been cured of ebola, there's still a chance you may spread it through your semen. the CDC officially recommends wearing a condom for at least three months if you plan to have sex after recovering from ebola.

ebola is not an airborne disease. so unless a good amount of infected bodily fluid got into the small opening, crawled through the facemask, and got into the guys mouth, he's fine.

thanks. but...

"car" (kär)

this is a deep philosophical question of responsibility.

what about... video games? you could make an argument that the controller is loosely defined as a ball (if a dart is). it's standardized to all players and requires skillful manipulation in order to win. there is active defense (other players), and points are scored objectively. gaming is a sport?

is it just me or does the Tonight Show have the best concepts for a bit (this one is inspired) but usually awkwardly fail in execution.

this?

can sony issue a recall?

i advocate the plaintiff.

no.

just to soothe some worries.

i heard Ahn is an asshole. then again, most champions are.

with this and the oculus, i wonder if we'll ever reach a point where games get so immersive and close to reality that they can become dangerous. like, lead to psychological impairment or something. people start reporting brief confusion distinguishing reality from games after a long session. and eventually, it's…

Cop: Son, do you know how fast you were going?

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