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... so they just killed like 25 guys right there.

i think studios actually budget money for this stuff. if someone's complaining "hey i can't get to my job because you're blocking the street! i'm gonna sue!" the studio says "sorry, here's X amount of money for your troubles."

sometimes i think i have synesthesia. i'm listening to electronic music. close my eyes. blue! blue-green! green! orange?! but then i realize, no, it's just my own imagination. dammit!

too bad the europeans already took the best name for any jupiter moon mission spacecraft:

lol yeah. first he was a Mac. now he's Steve Jobs.

wouldn't a scientifically accurate Barney have feathers?

bender played steve ballmer in that movie. that is all.

danny boyle is just channeling steve jobs. it's genius. it's just like how apple makes iphone rehashes every year. making an "improved" steve jobs movie while everyone still remembers the last steve jobs movie is the most steve jobs thing a steve jobs movie could steve jobs. STEVE JOBS!!!!

if there's a romance, there's a demand. self fulfilling prophecy.

i was watching Batman the other day, and totally realized that's where Steve Jobs got his look from! i'm not the only one...

you sir, sound like a Creationist.

i always wondered what happened to that dude. he was good in balls of fury. and in fanboys. seemed primed to be a goofy comedy star. i guess zack galifinakis happened.

somewhere there's a weed blog's review of these electronic vaporizers, and someone else is complaining that it belongs on a gadget blog.

my bad. i meant, how come we haven't done anything yet? ISIS has a ton of money and doesn't give their people options, but at least we're doing something about that.

how is comcast still a company?! this is serious. something like these name changes cause such severe trauma and anguish. everyone knows that being called a mean name is quite possibly the worst thing that can happen to anyone. i wouldn't wish such pain on even my enemies. i can't believe they would implement

it's a long term strategy.

this seems legit. he's going back in time.

depending on the level of zombie infestation in his area, i give this guy anywhere from 3 days to 15 minutes of survival time in a zombie apocalypse.