how else are they going to get ads in to our dreams?

i wish someone made it easier to dispose of a dead body. i mean, to someone who doesn't really get biology.

i just request one smartwatch app: Netflix Remote. it just needs to be one button that clicks play when you reach the end of the show and starts the next one.

classic

if that is traumatic for a opossum to the point of cruelty, then what about...

have you tried calling him a "grandpa" and to "get with the times"? try making him feel really uncool and outdated. if all else fails, tell him that only racists use phones with physical keys these days.

i bet there's someone right now at play-doh going

yeah man. they're cheaper than coasters.

i see your point as a fiber (but not google fiber) customer.

i guess so. but that makes sense.

you know, if we all stopped driving above 10 mph, we'd tremendously reduce the number of fatal car accidents every year.

it'd be good for a netflix series. though ironically those don't make nearly as much money as a movie.

if i didn't have Doritos Locos Tacos in my life, then i'd be this cranky too.

[Delta Agent scans boarding pass and reads name]

so even with all that, you'd have to also be lucky enough to ensure that there's someone who completely missed their flight to hawaii without recourse on the day that you bought your ticket to podunk Arkansas... and hope they have a name that could pass as yours.

i like how your comment begins with "i see your point regarding hugh usability..." then end it with an idea that makes it less usable.

what about April 3, 2021?

you saw the emails about the getting Spider-Man into Civil War. sony strung them along, then bailed on the deal. now they've been crippled.

but that's 36 million churros!

i don't get it... oh wait, IRON man! it's supposed to be IRONic... right?