hmmm... there seems to be a good amount of metal in those sentinels.

my friends and i once found a "Bruce Wayne" in our local phone book. so we called him up.

these guys are doing it wrong.

but the lamp is key to photosynthesis!

TigerDirect charges $7.28 to ship a single flash drive in 3 - 5 business days. i just couldn't do it in good conscience.

actually, you know what would be cool? if they made one of these things that was powered by itself:

true, scientists don't say "fact". they say "law".

proof of concept, sure. but i don't really get the larger applications of the concept. plant phone chargers? c'mon. CO2 absorption? get a solar cell and hang a plant.

show. your. work.

but why?

wait, how often are people trying to get kids below the age of five to yawn? is this some kind of game?

what a cunty fag.

is this like when 1080 HDTV's first came out and people were like, well, if you're sitting closer than 3 feet, you can't even tell the difference between 720 and 1080.

come on man. believe in something. jeez.

hey transformers, we don't need you anymore.

this time, i hope there's more of the transformers yelling "PUSH THE CUBE INTO MY CHEST!". i mean, the first one had a good amount, but the sequels, not so much.

they should make a movie where Leonardo DiCaprio, Christian Bale, and Elijah Wood put together all of their Hollywood money to create a time machine. they travel back into the early 90's and set up successful careers for themselves so that they can later become rich and afford to fund research to build a time machine.…

or this one

true. i also hate when people say that song birds "tweet". they dont have computers or smart phones. how can they tweet? and you can say that term was used to describe their sound since the 70's or whatever but like you said, it doesn't matter if i never heard it.

watch this be for like... some new flavor of Budweiser or something. pistachios.