according the the review, the cover is obligatory.

lol I'm gonna go to the Apple store next week and ask for an iPod Touch XL.

i got banned for suggesting that last year!

i would totally do this IF i had the skydiving skills and experience that Felix has. What's the worst that could happen? crashing into the ground from 270,000 feet probably feels that same as crashing into the ground from 10,000 feet.

i just asked my 10 year-old cousin what he thinks 2037 will be like. his response:

lol nelly is on tour?

i think timelapse + tiltshift = timeshift. but i might just be stoned.

i should enter this contest. i dont necessarily have a small penis, but i'm always looking for people to send dick pics.

too many iphone clones in china to warrant a contest.

i'd feel bad the the guy who gets second place.

wait, our money is worth less than half of what it was a mere 30 years ago?! that's crazy...

"Look over at that odd brick wall, or the hexagonal tile on the floor, or that way the ice cubes collect at the bottom of your glass. Gaze into these shapes. Watch them form new shapes. See the shapes begin to arrange themselves, rotating, and falling into position. So chaotic, yet so organized."

yup agreed. when u read the scale it's obvious. however when u see a thumbnail of the picture u cant read that stuff (u can barely see it on my feed). so it just looks like a giant balloon behind the SoL. my initial reaction was "wow, this thing must be like 3X the size of the SoL to be that big in the picture from…

what's the line between a "kamikaze UAV" and a "smart missile"?

it's android season, FIRE!

read my reply to jesus's reply.... ass jack.

no hate. just when i first saw the picture, it looked like the balloon was behind the island out in the sea. so for it to be as tall as the statue in the picture, it would actually have to be much bigger than the statue irl. i was expecting the balloon to be like 1,000 feet tall or something. i think it's because the…

what the fuck is this shit? instagram? really? i miss the good old days when we used to just pour champagne on a bitch.

is that picture to scale? the perspective makes it seem like the balloon is further in the background than the statue of liberty, so the ballon appears much much larger. i was like daaaaaaaang.

with winter "glove season" just around the corner, a stylus is more relevant to touchscreen owners now than any other time of the year.... or until the new lumia comes out i guess.