watching these things out in the woods is so much creepier than in a lab.

no, but they did patent glass stairs. so if the MS store has those, they're in trouble

i can dig it. itd be awesome if the screen came off and became a tablet. or, you could dock your existing HP windows 8 tablet.

the Clinton Monument should be a giant fist. then you can walk up to it and fist bump it whenever you need one.

washington monument? uh... what?

im surprised Jerry Seinfeld even uses a cellphone... given... http://gawker.com/5784974/10-classic-seinfeld-episodes-that-couldnt-have-happened-with-todays-modern-technology

exaaaaaaactly.

yeah one of these chasing me is scary. but you know what's scarier? a drone appearing out of nowhere and blasting me into oblivion. and that's doable now.

one day Jesus Diaz is going to write an unnecessary post complaining about the abundance of unnecessary complaint posts by Jesus Diaz. and the universe will implode.

wait... what?

will the screen's ability to work through gloves also mean that it could go off accidentally in my pocket?

wasn't the first Lumia supposed to be Nokia's go-for-broke phone?

gizmodo is more than just a "tech blog". it's music. it's movies. it's what you need to buy and what you need to need. it's what you think is amazing and what you think is stupid. it's a lifestyle. it's life. it's religion. it's love. it's sex. it's beyonce. it's everything. it's transcendental. it's nothing.

communist!

i would throw it in the garbage.

they should get JGL to play bruce willis when they make the movie about this trial.

BRUCE WILLIS. just a regular actor who wanted to simply give his mp3's to his daughters. only once again, he finds himself at the wrong pace at the wrong time. BOOM! an intense legal battle erupts where bruce must single handedly take down the entire apple corporation. and if he fails, the whole world suffers the…

wait my iphone does two quick vibrations for texts (buzz buzz), while emails is only one vibration. however any notifications from other apps (facebook, scramble, etc.) all have the same single vibration as an email

every third gizmodo article these days is a troll attempt.

i wonder if Japanese people see the Juggalos and think "Americans sure are weird".