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The most dangerous game. MUAHAHAHAHA!

I know a few guys who might disagree with this....

Or you could just pour slower.

I LIVE IN THE FUTURE OKAY

False. THIS is the greenest building ever:

in fiction or in real life?

answer to either: kahn.

my friends used to have a sign at their pool that said 'walcome to our ool. notice theres no P in it. please keep it that way'

typically we've used baboon hearts to transplant into humans, so are we trying out this whole pig heart thing to make sure that the baboon gets to live on afterwards?

science is so fucking amazing sometimes it makes me pee myself a little

This is not interior monologue. A person's thoughts are not structured this way.

Oxycontin

Vote: TouchPal X

Close... I had been running covert operations to liberate his wife for some time prior to that. Fairly often, in fact. Sometimes every day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

My neighbor spilled a bit on his driveway when he was changing his car's oil, so I used that as a pretense to invade, kick him out, and install a new neighbor that I like better.

"Lastly, we all know this show is aimed at pedos"

Then you are qualified to write the Lifehacker post titled "Catch a Lie in an Email or Text Message by Invoking Your Personality Disorder".