pieces of shit like these pigs dont matter. i dont care what your fucking bumper sticker says

nobody has ever thought i was some alt right douchebag, but im also not tellin you to shave your head. you do you.

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at a quick glance that pic kinda looked like ghidorah

step 1: find an anthill
step 2: put the meaty animal carcass on the anthill
step 3: ????
step 4: profit!!!

great! with our fucking luck, trump wont have any damage to his eyes at all and will sue that as an excuse to declare himself a god, much like the ancient roman tyrants did

i think that like the white house, the secret service should be a service the president is billed for using, or abusing in this case. congress can pass the bill, its within their power to not only write it but overturn a veto.

pretty much any utensil should be on this list, not just knives. ESPECIALLY large spatulas/turners and tongs

i have a mesh sort-lined drawstring baggie some gadget i got came in and just threw a lipstick battery into it. problem solved.

i have a mesh sort-lined drawstring baggie some gadget i got came in and just threw a lipstick battery into it.…

is she having a stroke? why does nearly every woman that is willing to work for trump have a stroke-face?

spiral notebooks are 17¢-25¢ each depending on which walmart you goto. and you can take pix of those pages and save them to the cloud as well.

if i want something less misleading about how what i write and draw is instantly automagically saved to the cloud, i can just write and draw on my tablet instead

there have been…

spiral notebooks are 17¢-25¢ each depending on which walmart you goto. and you can take pix of those pages and save…

for someone who acts like shes well educated, she has no fucking clue how to hold a camera the right way

i have an opinion on sarah huckabee’s stroke-face

while this cop wass jsut stupid about it, what good are body cams for protecting the public against crooked cops generally, if the cops have control of if theyre on or not

get permanently disabled. theyll forgive the entire loan and interest. the downside is youll have to pay income tax on the entire lump sum

why is it always just fired. if i beat the shit out of someone, especially as a hate crime, i would be thrown in prison.

cops beat or kill people and get paid administrative leave [neato bonus paid vacation!], financial settlements for the suffering and trauma they incur from beating someone and at worst just get fired…

fuck oprah

this is the second female doctor

brand new jar of peanut butter
branmd new loaf of yoru fav bread
strawberry preserves
fritos

spread peanut butter on the insides of BOTH slices of bread
spread strawberry preserves on one side
top the preserves/pb side with fritos
assemble sandwich and press down slightly to flatten the fritos
eat & wash down with your…