pretty much any utensil should be on this list, not just knives. ESPECIALLY large spatulas/turners and tongs

i have a mesh sort-lined drawstring baggie some gadget i got came in and just threw a lipstick battery into it. problem solved.

i have a mesh sort-lined drawstring baggie some gadget i got came in and just threw a lipstick battery into it.…

is she having a stroke? why does nearly every woman that is willing to work for trump have a stroke-face?

spiral notebooks are 17¢-25¢ each depending on which walmart you goto. and you can take pix of those pages and save them to the cloud as well.

if i want something less misleading about how what i write and draw is instantly automagically saved to the cloud, i can just write and draw on my tablet instead

there have been…

spiral notebooks are 17¢-25¢ each depending on which walmart you goto. and you can take pix of those pages and save…

for someone who acts like shes well educated, she has no fucking clue how to hold a camera the right way

i have an opinion on sarah huckabee’s stroke-face

while this cop wass jsut stupid about it, what good are body cams for protecting the public against crooked cops generally, if the cops have control of if theyre on or not

get permanently disabled. theyll forgive the entire loan and interest. the downside is youll have to pay income tax on the entire lump sum

why is it always just fired. if i beat the shit out of someone, especially as a hate crime, i would be thrown in prison.

cops beat or kill people and get paid administrative leave [neato bonus paid vacation!], financial settlements for the suffering and trauma they incur from beating someone and at worst just get fired…

brand new jar of peanut butter
branmd new loaf of yoru fav bread
strawberry preserves
fritos

spread peanut butter on the insides of BOTH slices of bread
spread strawberry preserves on one side
top the preserves/pb side with fritos
assemble sandwich and press down slightly to flatten the fritos
eat & wash down with your…

never once in my life have i ever pretended to like dave matthews or 311

good. fuck cops. maybe a few more unprovoked bullets to the head will show them how the rest of us feel

so assuming you have ports on both sides of your laptop because most people do, that leaves you with storing it from the thinnest front edge which would be dumb or storing it with the exhaust vents on the back blocked. and this is assuming you dont have any ports you use on the rear of your laptop

whos the fucktard…

so assuming you have ports on both sides of your laptop because most people do, that leaves you with storing it from…

i always do the 2 shots poured into a glass of coke

if she’s a good girlfriend, a woman makes a perfect sandwich

and remember to spit out the chewed spicy food rather than swallowing it.

give your tender anus a break!

is trumps ass that big because hes a fat tub of butter or because he wears a diaper? hmmmm

it makes him look like he’s from the ghetto, and just won some money

fine but i get a cut of the profits

fine but i get a cut of the profits

i have a rigid [not the spring kind] doorstop [those things with the rubber tip on the end that you put at the bottom of a door or the wall] that i use to hang my headphones. a 2 pack for only 3 bucks, was able to hang both pair of headphones

for a website about lifehacks you sure do enjoy taking the expensive route…

i have a rigid [not the spring kind] doorstop [those things with the rubber tip on the end that you put at the…