so THATS why theres a tiny hole in the lid of my crock pot

so THATS why theres a tiny hole in the lid of my crock pot

someone might want to clue best buy in that theyre selling battlefront for 20 bucks

someone might want to clue best buy in that theyre selling battlefront for 20 bucks

OSHA and DOT are both government agencies.

man id baton that bitch in her fucking belly for making my job difficult

i have a cast iron griddle... my typical breakfast can be made all at the same time

eggs over easy, homefries, steak, bacon and toast

boss told her she was fired because she was late too often to work, she gets on the internet and claims she was fired because her boss is a sympathiser for the blacks

i love how the tile listing is because of your friend who cant stop losing her things. because only girls lose shit.

great! now i know what to pack for a crosscountry bike tour

1: theres no way that the end of that noodle is 3 feet out
2: he looks fucking stupid

you could jsut use an old bike tube as a cord manager. you can grab a few for free from your local bike shop. theyre also more flexible than the neoprene sleeve

that bike tool is a piece of crap. i have one, the silvery coating flaked off as i used it the first time. if this is the quality of product that youre backing…

you could jsut use an old bike tube as a cord manager. you can grab a few for free from your local bike shop. theyre…

i think you mean in 8 days

i already own skyrim for the ps4 and pc, im not fucking buying it a third time

ugh i couldnt stand being on my computer in such a confined space. im not sure who the hell keeps designing houses and apartments with them but id turn it into a closet

the same way it affects basketball players that have a prescription for pogo shoes

you ever notice that some farts smell okay?

bidets are great, ice cold water on your anus in the wintertime isnt a bidet

its times like that when i recommend a quick wipe and then a wash off against the tub faucet

bidets are great, ice cold water on your anus in the wintertime isnt a bidet

its times like that when i recommend a…

dont think all of the songs are on it, but the score came out on the 7th

im not buying anything from a site that avast gives me malware warnings about

im not buying anything from a site that avast gives me malware warnings about

Everyone Gets Pants! is the name of my sister’s band

Everyone Gets Pants! is the name of my sister’s band

no condoms?