monogram everything — because its about time that the world knew that this bag belongs to a dick

my emergency outfit includes a long flowing purple cape

the toshiba drive is sold out

the toshiba drive is sold out

still no cuphead??!?

what??? theres no 4 different phones and 7 knives and 3 notepads?

i have a really similar camera bag as far as dimensions and even how the top opens etc. difference? mines made for bike trips so its rack mountable and extremely waterproof [including the zipper seams]

has a few more pockets too and just in case, theres also a rainfly for those that are paranoid that it wont be…

another myth busted

no, the trump package has a “servant that works for free” and it comes in your choice of brown or black.

“racing” stripes optional

no, the trump package has a “servant that works for free” and it comes in your choice of brown or black.

“racing”…

ive never moved past arma II w/ the dayZ mod

nobody could see the license plate because they were filming it all in portrait mode

great. now in addition to ‘Cuphead’, i have another game to want indefinitely

also overlooked is the fact that hand blowers operate on ELECTRICITY. so the damage from the use of non-renewables far outweighs the little bit of recycled paper you wouldve used to dry your hands otherwise

an even faster method :: when opening the door to put the cup of water inside, jsut look at the damn sticker

id bill them for their stupidity

never said you were my bro [personally i hate that word], but i will say that youre a cunr

calling someone low class and poor but you arent on a high horse? cunt, youre fucking jacking off the fucking high horse and sucking down every drop of the high horse cum

go fuck yourself and die

when pretending to be respectable its a good idea not to infringe on others freedom of self-expression or to come off as holier than thou

if you cant handle reading the word ‘fuck’ then you should either consider using a profanity filter when you read or just get the fuck off the internet altogether

still not as bad designing the games as it is working as a booth girl

HA! my fr8iend works at an indie studio. theyve gone MONTHS without pay many times since hes worked there while their owner takes time to fuck them over but continues to insist that they work on the games.

being an indie venture, finances arent always that great, so it isnt always possible to make payroll on time.

based on this logic, there is only one red ferrari in the entire world.

if you use android pay 3 times michael keaton shows up to bring you the 2gb and never leaves