pretty sure theres a joke about your mom being a stripper named starshine in there somewhere

i wouldnt settle for any laptop without backlit keyboard either

or “at least” 16GB of ram and a 1TB drive

[that said, mine exceeds all of this, but you gotta have standards]

i make a rule to myself that the only electronics i can bring back there are my tablet for reading comics or my kindle for books. i try to be off grid though.

i usually light some incense when im there too.

it was basically all wasted space once i decided i wanted my tv closer to my bed. the tv sits on top of a small…

i actually did this a few months ago with the massive amount of wasted space behind my tv

ended up putting a wooden beach chair my friend gave me in it and hung long pieces of black and purple sheer cloth [from infinity scarves i got on clearance] from the ceiling to act as a dividing wall between the back of my tv…

with that fucked up head, she should be the one killing herself

for fucks sake

do i really have to spell it out for you?

they supplement their income doing model audition reality porn

ive always been puzzled by laptops or any device [this intel stick included] that will only have half of their usb ports as 3.0

do they just have some warehouse of usb 2.0 ports that theyre too lazy to just throw away? [certainly the government could find some way to add them to their ever growing stockpile of…

From your headline are you implying that he got a Facebook or he got a Facebook “account”? there is an important distinction between the two. one is something my 8 year old niece has while the other is a company worth over 200 billion dollars.

Now you might see this as a ludicrous question, but Venezuela’s GDP is over…

obviously doesnt work for sony ammirite

spiderman and daredevil are teaming up again?? FUCKING SWEET!!!

id jsut record 6 albums singing songs about my rapist and include their home address as the album title

their fucking reboots are why i stopped reading dc

do we seriously need to hit the reset button ever 3 years? ffs

i had one of those, theyre great!!! theyre so cheaply made that when they overheat i can use them to stay warm in the winter or cook hotdogs in the summer

i had one of those, theyre great!!! theyre so cheaply made that when they overheat i can use them to stay warm in…

i wash all my shirts inside out and i hang dry them. i like my shirts to not shrink, fade or get fucking pinholes in em

if its something that should get washed on delicate or is tumble dry low, i usually wash it by hand, especially argyle socks. i HATED when i spent about 100 bucks on various knit socks only to have…

wait... dont they already have anti-transgender-bathrooms? arent they just called bathrooms

meanwhile, congrats to south dakota for continuing to show the country, nay, the world what a bunch of bigoted xenophobic inbred pieces of mountain shit that they really are

also, plans are well on their way to uphold the south…

you clearly have never been inside a crack house

no, what i cant “handle” is looking at an elderly person such as beyonce dressing like she shops at the clothing store for 12 year olds

what i cant “handle” is her fat ass trying to cram 285 pounds of shit into a five pound sack

what i cant “handle” is having to look at dr. dre in a dress while people keep swearing that…

so theyre bringing back debtors prison then?

im wondering when and why steam decided that no game will be sold for less than 49 cents.

jsut a few months ago you could buy some really shitty ones for as low as 6 cents or so