gojiracat

2/9/16

so this is the one that you use at home?

2/5/16

kinda works for taking a greyhound too... only if its a long bus ride i recommend trying to get some seroquel and vicodin and some nice muscle relaxants from a friend as well, that will keep you knocked out for pretty much any 15 hour trip

bonus- on greyhound you can bring your weapons

1/31/16

not as cold as it was the night of december 12th when i murdered my neighbours and dragged their corpses into my garage to hang up and smoke to make jerky

1/28/16

shes in way too good of shape

1/27/16

no facilities on premises, must bring own diaper

1/26/16

sadly, even heroin junkies are more revered than the mentally ill

the stigma is so bad that even if the state doesnt take your kids, if your illness[es] are severe enough some, most or all of your family will shun or disown you, including your parents and your kids once they grow up. for some it isnt the stigma though,…

1/25/16

nemo?

1/25/16

oh hell man, amazon even sells a NoPro thats wifi enabled with LCD 1080p for 50$ and it includes accessories

1/25/16

shane is clearly one of those people that still refuses to admit he masturbates

shanes brother: hey shane! why were you in the bathroom for 45 minutes? were you jerking off?

shane : no! i .. i was taking a shower

shanes brother : then how come we didnt hear the water running?

1/13/16

no free wifi in japan???
explains why inet cafes are still in business there

1/3/16

the black one is even 5 bucks. what gives.

1/3/16

yer supposed top sharped the screwdriver so it cuts thru your pocket faster

1/3/16

you misspelled a word there.

‘on’ isnt spelled ‘with’

1/3/16

no on sale anymore
i call shenanigans!

1/2/16

box? that name no longer has any meaning for me

12/27/15

every morning i get out two plates and prepare them with some assorted veggies and fruits, a small amount of hummus and a small amount of peanut butter.

i keep them by my laptop so if i need to snack i hit those first. the longer theyre at room temp the more fragrant and tasty they seem to become too.

on average its ::
1…

12/23/15

ten bucks??? where do you live at, some third world country?

12/20/15

yes, because we all know how accommodating and helpful the TSA has been with disabled and elderly passengers so far

12/14/15

after the special edition, torrented laserdisc copies showed up on the inet as DVD .iso files. i burned those and still have em along with the VHS “one last time” box set widescreen release. i watched it once a year til i got rid of my VCR

and yeah, the DVD copies of the theatrical releases were crap because they…

12/8/15

variation 1 - ingredient #1 = pepto