each other?

double tap.

nah, i purposely snapped my femur so i could carve one end into a knife then i put it back in place and stitched it up. need a knife? snap your leg and pull it out!

its also important to filter all of your tap water out with foil to get rid of the pharmaceuticals and fluoride they poison it with to control you

lol
they still outlast my fingers

thats why i started grabbing the children of cops to tie em for me

dude, i dont actually have a rope saw in my laces.

however i do have the second shoelace gun instead

i stabbed the IO card on my motherboard [yes im that old] a dozen times with a screwdriver once because it wouldnt work

somehow that fixed it o.O

i liked origin/ea bundle 1 better

i liked origin/ea bundle 1 better

could people for once nominate shit they actually use and not just something they want?

my gf is wanting to get an ebook reader rather than a tablet and really wants bonafide advice

annnnnnndddddddd ummmmmmmmmmmmmm aaaaaannnnnnnndddddd uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh :::teeth sucking!::: uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh :::teetch sucking::: aaaaannnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddd uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm

or if you have no sherry vinegar you can just use a spoon

push button action on babies to reset their lives or i wont play

stairs

i hear thats also not maya’s grin

how can i drink hot liquid buttery juice for my daily beverage at dinner without getting popcorn in it all the time?

your tannery employee spent a lot of time extracting the oil out of that leather so it wouldnt decay. why people always insist on putting the oil back in has always puzzled me

beeswax is one of the best things to put on your shoes or boots or a few different formulations that have it as their main ingredient. ive used…

the power of hasbeen

i live in a neighbourhood that has gunshots at least 2x a week. im not taking any of my stuff outside for people to see what ive got

drugs

my best friend kidnapped me, locked me in a hotel room with her and wouldnt allow me to leave for any of our meals
also, she kept me fed with constant sex

i smoked 1.5-2 packs a day of camel non-filters for 20 years

blow or blow? either way im a firm believer that drugs and sex shouldnt be paid for

or maybe you need a stronger magnet