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The excerpt from this book that was published in The Washington Post this morning is enough to make you want to beat the ever loving shit out of anyone, male or female, that you see or hear defending this crass, stupid, proudly ignorant buffoon. The fact that the man selected by white folks to lead this country is so

“Flag on the moon—how did it get there?”

I couldn’t agree more but would you mind helping me work through the details? Since there are no shortage of murderous regimes around the globe, shall we just start assassinating people in all of those countries too? Should we just stop at one? How do we decide who gets it first? Should Saudi Arabia be next? It’s

A great man once said:

Not to mention the end of the movie completely breaking the ability to suspend your disbelief. Like, the army didn’t try sound weapons against them? they use those on protesters for crying out loud! it took a deaf girl accidentally stumbling on it, and then a simple shotgun blast was enough to kill the monster.

I was raped at 15 by my best friends older brother, who got me to go home with him from school by telling me that said friend was sick and needed my help, where he then beat me unconscious and raped me.

About a month later, my father beat the shit out of my rapist.

Some weeks after that, my two brothers beat him up

Profits aren’t wages, wages are an expense.

my permanent motto for this is simple:

Hot take: as a business owner, if you arent complaining about the skyrocketing rent, but are closing because you will have to pay your employees a fair wage finally, you arent a great business owner to begin with. If 40K more a year is causing you to close, how successful was your business to begin with. Thats a

No dude.

Yeah... the expensive shit exists as a flex, nothing more. That $250 shot exists to let somebody, really anybody in earshot, know that you’re perfectly fine literally pissing away a couple ounces of liquid.

No, I never(or VERY rarely) went to Splinter because the headlines were almost always bad takes. Then I get this cdwag14 dude all up in my shit a couple weeks ago calling me a Splinter refugee and nearly every other post I see from them is bitching about Splinter people. It gets annoying.

Yes. That is right. My wife also made the same face when I asked her to hold up the new vacuum cleaner so I could post the picture on Facebook.  She also films videos when she wakes up at 6 in the morning to vacuum. 

  Yes.  That is clearly the face of a woman reacting to the perfect Christmas gift.  My wife made the same face when she opened the new mop I got her last Christmas.   And when I get her the jacket she wanted, she stated she was nervous about putting it on.

NO one deserves harassment - or to be assaulted, victimized and oppressed. However, if you’re actively helping prop up a propaganda outlet for the patriarchy/GOP and expecting things to change for your white privileged ass only, my sympathy is tempered.

He’s well on his way to being named BFL MVP? Russell Wilson says hi. As for the comments glad to see my man went full Jimmy The Greek. For those that don’t know look it up. I mean you could literally make a three volume DVD of people saying shit on air that ended their careers. I still remember the look on Tom

Aaaaaand we’re back to nonsense in our weekly installment of Needy People ask Obvious Questions

At the risk of sounding ageist, most 89 year olds are lucky to have one good bowel movement left in them, let alone a transcendent work of art.

99.9% of the time, I am the captain of team STFU at movie theaters. People clapping and screaming is my pet peeve. But Avengers Endgame was the one time where I was right there with everyone else just loving the epic moments. That’s how epic this movie was.