The album will be called Shiplap.

Boring. Let me know when Chip and Joanna Gaines release an album.

They look like a harlequin romance novel involving a love triangle involving twin brothers came to life.

What is there to get Bobby? Drew finds you a fixer upper and Jonathan fixes it up and they both look like department store mannequins doing it. Property Brothers is excellent television.

There is literally NO ONE as thirsty as the Property Brothers. But alas, I will watch any show they make on HGTV. Also would make out with both of them. I love their thirsty asses.

10/10 would watch. Not even ashamed.

they look like really dull Disney Princes and I’m so down for it.

I would totally let them sing their hearts out if they also remodeled a house for me and MrStu. I’d probably still be singing something else in my head, though.

This will be excellent fodder for my Property Brothers steamy fanfic

I also fucking love the Property Brothers, but when they “debuted” a song on one of their many shows (the ranch makeover one) I only made it about 3 bars in before changing the channel. I was so embarrassed for them I couldn’t handle it.

Something tells me that people who listen to today’s country music are going to eat this shit up like candy.

I didn’t listen so that the carpenter one can still get it.

Yeah, I agree. Thanks. And I’d like to take this opportunity to say to all the people commenting “They got insulted and still stayed??” that there are lots of places in America where this is the norm. And if you don’t fake smile and stay, then you end up at home with Top Ramen.

My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You…

Judgemental can actually be spelled with or without the “e”, but thank you for making broad sweeping statements about my perceived literacy. You're obviously here to have informative, nuanced discussions and not troll. Got it.

Of course, that's the most important goal in life for women all over the world: who gets picked by the hot white guys? Naturally.

Why hate on middle management tho? Between this and that Yelp article people are being awfully fuckin’ judgemental of other people’s employment status today.

Yeah, I’m a woman of color and I think framing this as a competition for who gets to be chosen by hot white guys is missing the point about as much as it’s possible to.

Do we really have to make it about who gets “chosen” by men? A woman’s worth and beauty is not based on whether or not a hot dude wants to fuck her. I agree with your second sentiment though!

Excuse me, racism is not a problem here in America so IDK what you’re talking about. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯