Please tell me this is not a long haired child sitting behind this fella, and is in fact a GLORIOUS baby mullet.

They keep spraying for these third tier candidates in Iowa, but they keep coming back. I think there’s a hive.

I would be furious if my kid was one of those preschoolers. That as absolutely a dialogue that belongs between a parent and their child, or a person and their health care provider.

New reports have said that drone operators face enormous levels of stress, guilt, and trauma as a result of their jobs. People who witness their friends — and even their supposed enemies — killed or hurt in the line of battle can be and are still affected.

Also one for REALLY MAKING SURE to not rush into any wars.

I think a case can be made that being a member of the Palin family is cause enough for PTSD

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

You know, maybe your son is.... I dunno..... an asshole?

And it tastes like ass.

No, no, formula contains “chemicals”* and therefore is bad. Almond milk is all organic and “chemical-free”, so obviously this is the healthiest baby ever.

I wouldn’t assume anything sensible about the kind of idiots who would do something like this.

I don’t get how feeding your child breastmilk is unethical. Also, thanks for the reminder that not only sailors get scurvy.

Christ, people, if you can't give baby breast milk then get your ass to the store & get them some formula. Babies need nutrients so their brains and little bodies will grow right. Dammit, this makes me mad.

I think after 6 months you can start introducing baby food and such...anything that’s already mashed up. Even if the baby’s parents were vegan, you’d think they’d give the kid some mashed fruits and veggies.

I’ll assume they fed the poor kid other stuff, too, because an 11 month old wouldn’t be exclusively breast or formula fed, either.

Well, that was fucking abusive.

Ah, the old “nuts and sluts” defense.

If they were waiting for DNA evidence and took him into custody, is that an indicator that a semen sample came back positive?

“Hmmm...better check that one girl’s papers. A little too ‘caramel walnut’ if you catch my drift...”

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.