I was confused reading all those dishes. Rich people are fucking weird. Just a goddamn steak or chicken breast, or veggie ramen. Half of that crap sounds like ingredients for an insufferable spell crafted by a steampunk warlock.

The article just made me sad. I can understand spending a certain crazy amount on a meal but those prices are so absurd it's hard for me to imagine. And for those prices, if it's not the best experience of your life then it's definitely not being done right.

I have a podcast with a friend where we talk at length about what would have made Jar Jar work. When you think about the original trilogy the big thing that stands out is most of the alien races don’t speak English. Yet we get to the prequels where almost every planet suddenly is english-fluent.

“Best provides some good news by confirming he’d say no if he was ever asked back to reprise the character.”

I feel bad for the guy. He didn’t know his character was bantha doo doo when he signed up to play him.

What are you talking about? Jason Whitlock sees breasts every time he looks down.

TIL: Jason Whitlock and some other woman have never seen breasts in their lives.

um yeah because how else is russell wilson supposed to concentrate when the one thing he cant have is RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HIS FACE

There are a lot of internet tough guys out there.

I remember seeing an episode of Adam-12 where Malloy and Reed were giving a community talk to a class of women at a local college. One of their lessons was that victims need to decide ahead of time to fight back or just basically surrender to the situation with the idea that while the crime is occurring you get help…

I’ve seen people tearing the father to shreds for leaving when commanded (by gun). I know that it’s a tragically difficult scenario to imagine, and people’s instincts are to stay with their children no matter what, but who knows what would’ve happened if he stood his ground? At least this way he was able to leave and…

I’d like that “good citizen’s” name released.

begged to use the phone to call the police, and he’d refused: “He was acting like he was drunk.”

Yes, because drunk people never have emergencies, too.

At my desk, from a water bottle, like the classy bitch I am.

yippee - he’s a sociopathic, McCarthy-esque, Ayn Randian racist every second of every day!

*That’s* how you show one’s self to be a candidate of solid character.

This is, and I’m saying this 100% sincerely, the comment of the fucking year AND a sign that you and I both probably need to find a therapist.

He takes a time-honoured political stance known as ‘Fuck you, I got mine’.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Jesus, Ted. If they could find a way, most of your party’s voters would deport YOU. Stop trying to pretend it’s about immigration law.