Yes.

You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, I take another aspirin, a case of Vicodin, a pillow case full of Percocet....

Man, fuck that Osco. I used to rely on it, but now I’m all about Tony’s on Kimball.

Nah. Still hate em.

I know that it’s the job of trailers to make you think, “This movie looks great!” when really, it’s all by design. With that said, I love the tone of this film that the trailer is projecting.

Considering that the alias was slinging racial invective and hailing from STL, a more appropriate alias might have been “Darren Wilson”.

I live in Chicago; I used to work for a chain of over-priced organic grocers. Kristin Cavallri and Smokin’ Jay used to come into the store in Lincoln Park on a regular basis. Kristin would hang out in the vitamin/herbal section and talk shop with all the other medicinal nuts. Jay would would stand off to the side with…

Dust is so heavenly, it’s like it comes from angels. Some kind of angelic dust.

He’s contracted Lou’s name for his twitter name, if only he could he contract his disease too.

I cancelled my cable subscription years ago, freeing me up to steal all the live sports I want.

But isn’t the Wonder Woman movie coming out before this?

U dumb AF

Fuck. Yeah it might be. How do you take that without destroying your head/neck?

Techinically the Burning Hammer comes from an inverted fireman’s carry. I wouldn’t say it’s the same thing. Plus the Burning Hammer is like, the most devastating move of all time.

Go fuck yourself. How much does your partner earn that you can afford to not work?

Obligatory:

Remember how he’d jump on top of piles and just start punching? It was the Bears best play after the “Devin run deep and try to draw a pass interference while Grossman/Orton underthrow you by 15 yards.”

Can we just call him the best fumble forcing cornerback? I live in Chicago and though I’m not a Bears fan, I’ve watched pretty much every Bears game over the last 8 years. Tillman always stood out for his uncanny ability to jar the ball loose with an incredibly well-timed and accurate jab. In another life, he could…

People applauded at my screening of Batman v Superman. People will applaud anything.

Tears.