I’m sure he’ll finally get around to fucking her, right after he films this commerical.

God is dead and he got hurt before his extension and left the league without ever being paid for his value.

Let’s be friends.

Shit, I must have really touched a nerve with you. It’s just sports dawg. I’m not sweating you being wrong, I’m not sure why you got to be so upset that I’m right.

Nah.

And here I was thinking Salt Lake City was in Utah, when it was in OKC all along.

Nah.

No?

Yes.

I live in Chicago and my favorite team is the Timberwolves.

Let’s not forget that the NBA draft is inherently bullshit. Players have no say in where they play or how much they get played. It’s just an attempt to level the playing field for billionaires that are incapable of hiring competent people and staying out of their way.
I cheer each and every player that leaves a city…

I could read this, but I’d rather masturbate then read about someone else’s attempt to get themselves off.

You dumb bastard.

Giri is going to be mad that you stole his post.

“Unwittingly”

One time a painting fell on top of two wrestlers and it won the belt.

DDT has been amazing for far longer than Joey Ryan’s penis has been made of steel. They have an open championship named the Heavymetalweight Championship which has to be defended 24/7 and has been held by men, women, inanimate objects and even the belt itself.

If we’re talking unknown quantities, I’d have taken Emiibid over both. I never thought the Sixers were going to give us anything of any real known quality. Here’s to hoping Marcus becomes Russell Westbrook 2.0

I want nothing to do with Okafor; All the chatter has really surprised me. Are we that desparate for a poor man’s Al Jefferson?

Write-in for that always sanctimonious bag of bones, Skeletor Tony Dungy.