I know exactly how European football works. Perhaps I phrased it incorrectly, in that it has 20 spots and not 20 set teams.

Brazil’s first division has 20 teams to serve Brazil’s population of 205 million over an area of 3.2 million square miles, compared to the U.S.’s 3.8 millions square miles. A lot of cities in the US have pro soccer, they just have the USL and NASL, similar to how over countries have their 2nd and 3rd divisons.

Yeah, but the EPL, La Liga, Serie A, and Ligue 1 all have 20 teams. And the Bundesliga only has 18. And no one’s really clamoring for any of them the expand the number of teams. Don’t get me wrong, I want the MLS to succeed, but I’d like to see it focus more on the on-field product rather than it’s brand.

When does the MLS cap the number of teams in the league? This is getting ridiculous. Unless, of course, they finally want to entertain the idea of promotion/relegation.

One of my all time favorite KG moments.

Chyna isn’t in the hall because of her prior-relationship with Haitch and her (later recanted) allegations of physical abuse at his hands. She would have gotten in there had she cleaned herself up, even if only for a limited time, see Sunny.

Rolled my eyes so hard I gave myself a headache.

That’s all I can really ask for in life.

In Chicago, we opened an elevated bike trail last spring and it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen the city do. The thought of it crumbling away and sending me into the sprawling traffic of Western Ave is terrifying.

People seem to conflate peodofilia with any non straight lifestyle, even though plenty of peodofiles are in heterosexual relationships. I don’t get it.

Disagree. The last 3 WoT were the best since Lord of Chaos.

I will never use my sympathy on Dwight Howard. Just like Dwight Howard will never use a condom. It works out.

And Lil Penny sheds a tear.

Striker is the least of France’s worries. Martial, Griezmann, Giroud, and Gignac can all lead the line.

The stage is set for the return of the Mac.

Part of is overjoyed to watch my favorite player growing up, the adult part of me is frustrated to watch him ignore wide open teammates. Growing up sucks.

With a boot like that, he’s more than capable of kicking himself out of his own house for having that haircut.

You can tell you’ve got yourself out of position when Jozy scores on you.

Not even remotely controversial take. Rudy is fucking terrible.

Calm down there guy, them wimmin aren’t coming for dong anytime soon.