You’re not alone. I disliked Close Encounters and hated E.T. so much that I didn’t watch another (non Indiana Jones) Spielberg movie (yes, including Jurassic Park and Schindler’s List) until Saving Private Ryan, which was a great opening and then two hours of tedium.

It is.

Isn’t Michael “republicans buy sneakers too” Jordan the Michael Jordan of sellouts?

Baby, I’m gonna need another 200$ worth of pudding.

Raging Bull has all the depth of a thimble. It’s got one thing to say: Violent, insecure men ruin the lives of themselves and those around them. And it screams that message at you over and over and over. It was very well made, very well acted and intensely shallow and unpleasant.

“His casts almost always include a hot ingenue of the Margot Tenenbaum mold.”

Given that if he wasn’t there he would probably be on a yacht doing coke with models, yeah, probably.

He’ll always have his completely undeserved wins for The Departed to comfort him along with the historically huge overrating of the deeply unpleasant Raging Bull.

Cue a bunch of people insisting that, even though rock n roll was invented by American blacks in the ‘50s, music made by American blacks doesn’t qualify, unless it sounds like it was made by white Brits in the ‘60s and ‘70s. 

I don’t even like metal, but it’s a major rock genre and one of the increasingly few still flourishing and as one of the defining acts of metal, Judas Priest should absolutely be in.

Truly one of football’s greatest injuries.

Yes. Yes it does. Lies and mistakes aren’t the same thing. What a stupid idea.

The Patriots are clearly Best In Show in this one.

Except that they didn’t.

Maybe of all time?!

The hell with making her MJ (and not just because Zendaya is killing it in that role) make her SpiderGwen, or whatever they’re calling that character now.

We let the internet destroy print journalism.

You seem to have misspelled “transparent homicide”.

That’s a bad haircut.

“The Jeff Fisher of organizations”