I will say once more, they could have achieved what they were going for by just making best big budget and best small budget categories. Pretty much all the movies that currently get Best Picture noms would end up in the small budget category and they would have a category to honor the kind of films they seemed to be…

Is this the one where the hero sleeps with all the women, everyone tells him how great he is and, in the end, the whole plot centers on someone trying to hide black ancestry?

Two important lessons reinforced here:

I’l give you Dave Matthews Band. My oversight.

Tastes vary and I’m an asshole, but, holy shit, I’m not sure I can think of anything that would make me avoid a band more than knowing they opened for Primus and Marilyn Manson.

All I want in life’s a little bit of love to take the pain away.

No. Of course not. 

Suedehead.

They are absolutely not blaming a single storyline for the trend that was affecting all of comics. They are doing exactly the opposite.

“honest, fascist people who just wanna express their right to start a genocide.”

I remember Slumdog Millionaire. I thought it was overrated twaddle, but I remember it.

Love Robert Mitchum, but it doesn’t really fit.

If Lebron James shot Donald Trump on 5th Avenue he wouldn’t lose my vote.

He’s not a pussy, he’s a nutsack. Pussies squeeze out babies and survive jerks like me fumbling around at them for hours at a time. Pussies are tough!

I don’t believe any meaningful number of people have ever gone to see a movie because Toni Collette, Ethan Hawke or Tessa Thompson were in it.

I would like to remember a guy.

Other than “an Edgar Wright film”, I think “starring John C Reilly and Steve Coogan” might be the phrase most likely to make me watch a movie.

But what about his load-milking power glutes?

I love Fargo!

Must I? Because I’d rather not.