Do they insist on pronouncing the names of Italian foods with super exaggerated, weird Italian accents? 

Well, that and the fact that the BBWAA MVP award wasn’t given until 1931. And also that the closest thing they had to that award in 1927 did go to Gehrig, because it didn’t allow repeat winners and Ruth won in 1923.

FWIW, I think I saw that exact line quoted in a TV commercial for this movie over the weekend.

This is the correct response.

The Cavs not having any shot at all at a title (and let’s be fair, they probably don’t have a shot at a winning record) makes the NBA uninteresting to me.

I was so over this show by the end of last season that I had no idea it was coming back and when it showed up on my DVR list I was surprised and a little confused and I still haven’t decided between watching and deleting.

So, I can go back to completely ignoring the NBA.

Who are the good teams in the west?

Hey, I’m in Cleveland. We don’t even have a team.

She would break that tiny man in half with the power of her love.

Nashville. They’re all going to Nashville.

I know we’re supposed to be in some kind of positionless NBA now, but I still feel someone should point out that a team with James, George and Leonard would be starting three small forwards and no last names.

“they responded to Jordan’s rejection by signing [gulp] Zaza Pachulia and [GULP] JaVale McGee, “

If only there were some legendary creature like that to which we could compare her.

No. I love Canada. I’d move there tomorrow if they’d let me.

I... don’t get it.

“newly resurrected Jean Grey”

Now that I don’t have to constantly hear about him, I wish him well. His potential (but insanely unlikely) success only makes life more interesting.

He plays a different sport and went undrafted.

That was the movie where we were invited to pretend that the bug-eyed skeleton of Uma Thurman was more attractive than young, pre-tattoo disaster Janeane Garafolo.