What an endearingly personal, while offputtingly specific exchange.

That’s one of the many fun things about the modern conservatives! If you aren’t actively one of them, publicly advancing their agenda, you are, by default, a liberal and all liberals everywhere are answerable for everything you do and say.

No, no, don’t throw me in that briar patch!

I have decided to not pirate Kanye’s latest album in protest.

Over on The Ringer, I read (unmentioned here) that the new Neko Case album has her doing a duet with Mark Lanegan and, short of bringing Sam Cooke back from the dead, I can’t think of two voices I love more.

Do we really want to answer stereotype with stereotype?

How does a person reach adulthood without knowing that shit is private? How does a person reach kindergarten without knowing that shit is private? How do you not learn that right around the same time as toilet training?

I mean, on the one hand, yeah.

Your daughters are wise.

Erica, nobody does this. These people were messing with you.

The Rockets were up by something like 8 and seemed fine. I walked to the store to buy beer and when I got home the Warriors were up 10 and the game was over.

“The harmful effect of pepper consumption has not been studied in depth, Rozin says “

For some reason I really love that he passed the ball to that bro in the low post.

I’ve long said that no matter how stupid, weird and insane an opinion is, somewhere on the internet, someone is supporting it, but I’m still somehow surprised to see someone attacking The Onion.

No, we can’t.

I’m a Cavs fan, but I am 100% for that idea just because of how damn funny it would be.

“At what point do we call him the GOAT?”

Jeff Green is fine. He’s one of the, let’s say, best 400 basketball players in the world. He’s better at what he does than pretty much anyone reading or posting here is at what they do.

No, he’d just take two years off to play baseball and then “retire” early.

It’s good to have goals.