Obvious troll is obvious.

Just fuck 100% of the way off.

I was hoping the Browns would take Chubb first, trade down to the Bills with the 4 and take Jackson at 12, but I’m very happy with what they did. After months of Josh Allen talk, I was deeply relieved to see the Browns use their pick of football people to draft a person who was very good at football, rather than a…

To be fair, he only raped those women because he thought he could get away with it.

I won’t lie. I have my cat food delivered through Amazon Prime.

As a Browns fan, I’m super psyched.

He’s the Paul Ryan of baseball-doing people. They both impress the press while sucking. Except Bauer’s good at his job and publicly an asshole, instead of (this analogy is falling apart, please disregard).

Enh.

What does he know? He doesn’t even have hair.

Well, that’s because you’re a misogynist asshole with a deeply fucking stupid opinion.

I dunno, one of the commercials they’re running for the new season that starts tomorrow shows Pam watching a woman’s ass and then declaring her desire to “murder” it, “sexually”.

“ The book is about 700 pages long, and I’m thinking, “There’s probably a good 350-page novel in there.””

I know I read it, but I can’t recall it.

I know, right?

I realize the review was meant to evoke the exact opposite response, but I am oddly into the idea of a Sting/Shaggy reggae album, despite the fact that it’s been 20+ years since Boombastic, which was the last time I cared about either of them.

Miller’s Crossing

For what it’s worth, Mejia is a very good prospect, rated by some as the #1 catching prospect in baseball. In 2016 he had a 50 game hitting streak at high A Lynchburg while being 2.5 years under the leagues weighted average age.

It means nothing of the sort. Rookies almost never make 4 million (the MLB minimum is $507,500).

I’m not sure if they were actually confused. I saw them play in the early ‘90s and they were complaining about stage divers and crowd surfers then.

Mitch Hedberg