As a grumpy old man, my opinion should always be ignored.

Well, now he might actually have an issue. This isn’t just pissing off the libs, this is messing with money.

What is your, uh, question?

It’s a really stupid look that I can’t believe is still around after 20 years but this makes “Old man shouts at clouds” look like reasonable debate.

I don’t have to NOT be a meth kingpin to buy it, right?

I don’t have to NOT be a meth kingpin to buy it, right?

That sounds hilariously awful, but nothing will ever be worse than Bob Costas in game 6 of the ‘95 series.

Not if he runs as a Republican.

If they are in love, why wouldn’t they be?

All that skating has to have given them amazingly powerful hips/abs/thighs. I’m fairly confident they could kill any normal human with their sexing.

Person who has never done anything that wasn’t awful, does something awful?

Yes, because Shakespeare was wholly original and not just the most popular rehasher of stories that had been around for years.

How the fuck would I know?

Can you believe people are STILL doing Shakespeare? That shit is so 500 years ago!

Jill Hennessy or gtfo!

“Can I play this guitar?”

To be honest, I don’t really recall. I saw each part once, over a decade ago.

Because others like an artist more than I do, I want that artist destroyed!

And in order to prove how much he believes in clutch hitting, he didn’t vote for Jim Thome, the all-time leader in walk-off homers.

Well, it definitely doesn’t disqualify him. We know that.

You seem oddly determined to disagree with people despite the fact that they aren’t saying anything remotely incorrect or hard to follow.