Well, that’s your opinion and I guess you’re entitled to it, but I don’t see why you would think it’s odd that Matt Lauer would have a lock on his office.

My mother was a huge fan and she lived in the same small Ohio town she was born in, a town which featured no streetlights, no sidewalks and 2 stoplights at the time.

Charlize Theron, maybe, for her Oscar stunt?

I think that I shall never see

I can think of a couple things those bands have in common.

Fuck off, troll.

Could someone who doesn’t still use a flip-phone please take one of those awful GWB “miss me yet” pictures and swap in Tony Romo, just to fuck with Cowboys fans.

Yes, “class-based resentments”. I’m sure that’s it.

The name of Fagen’s second solo album is Kamakiriad. It’s fine.

Oh, I stand corrected.

“Here’s hoping the missing vote in the first round gets loudly questioned in the next episode”

Nobody spit on soldiers returning from Vietnam. That’s a myth.

On his first HBO show, which, I guess, turned into a Curb premiere, he starts a stand up set, “One thing I admire about Hitler, he never took any shit from magicians”.

My asshole isn’t disillusioned, it’s just keeping it real.

Death.

There are 3 steps:

On the one hand, yeah, the Cavs look bad, really, really bad.

You know, I think we sound like we’re disagreeing when we’re just making different points, and that’s on me.

It was a solid 20 years after The Real World 1.

Of all the reasons to fire Mark Halperin, this seems like the least relevant, although still justified and welcome.