I'm not saying this was the best episode ever,( it wasn't) but this was one of the best episodes ever (it was).

ikr
I'm a straight male, but, damn, that's a fine looking human.

Exactly.
I'm always glad when I hear them, but I never want to seek them out.

Please explain what that last bit means so I can shake my fist at it.

Wait, is this the most pointless item possible?
Band that exists and has not broken up might release more music.
Well, of fucking course they might. That's what bands do.

52 years now without ever being called a racist.
Maybe try being less racist?

Remember a year ago when Prince and Bowie were still alive and our presidency wasn't a joke and I didn't want to kill myself?
Yeah, me either.

I am seriously contemplating suicide.
The promised repeal of ACA is a death sentence for me anyway.
Do I wait for it to kill me, or do I kill myself.
That's where I am.

No, they won't.
It's Cleveland.
We had one of the greatest teams in history in the '90s. Manny Ramirez batted 7th on that team. It was that fucking good. We went to two WS and lost both.
We won't be back. We're the guys that walk around with our heads down while other people celebrate.
We're the Baxter.

Sometimes you just have to put it out there.

That's the joke
/Wolfcastle

huh?

Stay classy, San Diego!

On the one hand, Bill Murray is a National fucking Treasure.
On the other hand, I live in Cleveland and you can all choke to death on a dick.
So, mixed emotions, is my point.
Except not mixed. I'm super sad.

James Comey has a whole week to sabotage that. I would't get too comfortable.
I know I'm not.

You're not wrong.
And if you overdo it, it's not a grilled cheese.
But, you know, tastefully applied and properly prepared…

Would it make you feel better if I said that those women just wanted sex and the sandwiches were only a pretext?
Would it somehow seem less boastful if my story was that women wanted me so badly that they'd pretend to like a substandard sandwich?
Fuck you, I guess is my point.

Yes?

/nods sadly

Slow cooked grilled cheese with pepperoni will make your neighbors wake you up in the middle of the night, literally.