Maybe it has to do with starting to watch in season 3.
Maybe it has to do with starting to watch in season 3.

I learned something today!

I find myself more annoyed than I should be by the commercial with the daughter saying the band is so dysfunctional they make Metallica look like the Jonas Brothers.
The Jonas Brothers broke up and Metallica are still and have been a band longer than any of the Jonas Brothers have been alive. Give enough of a shit to…

I'm now semi-seriously thinking about changing my name to Jimmy Ampersand.

The Dissolve shut down and the AV Club is trying to sell me incest e-porn.
This is truly the darkest timeline.

Has to be especially tough for the twin.
Just really sad.
My sympathies, meaningless as they are, to the Caves.

I
I liked
The Ladies Man.
I'll show myself out.

Randy Jackson has spoken!
Dawg!

And yet now that you have reminded me of her existence I have two thoughts:
1) Is she still a thing? If she isn't, what happened? Do I know even one song by her? ( I don't think I do)
2) OMG I find her so, so, so hot. I don't mean to disrespect her artistry and reduce her to an object and all that but… seriously, if you…

Yes, I've seen both movies multiple times, thanks.

It's a 65 year old movie. Spoilers don't apply. It's part of the culture at this point.
If you haven't caught up, suck it.

1) you are entirely correct
2) I had somehow forgotten that Joss Stone existed

Touch of Evil?
Lacking the war, but with the border.

Julia Stiles perfect sibling casting is Jennifer Lawrence and it already happened in Silver Linings Playbook.

Don't cross the street in the middle
in the middle
in the middle
in the middle
in the middle of the block.

Don't forget that the way the schedules are put together ensures that, before bowl season, the best teams only play 2 or 3 competitive games out of 12.
Nothing beats watching Enormous State U's exploited minority athletes, who are paid in no-show jobs and coed sex, beat East Central A&T 62 - 3.
That said, Go Buckeyes!

Thanks, but, really, what else was I going to do?

YES! YES! YES!
So good. So satisfying.
And I got to hear Crowded House, which is never ever a bad thing.

It's the Citizen Kane effect. When Citizen Kane came out it was a blazingly original, game-changing work of genius like nothing seen before.
You watch it now and it's a really good movie, but what's all the fuss? Because every movie you've ever seen has been influenced by it, so when you see it now, it just seems like…

How would that even work?
Baffling is right!