“She took me in the woods right before we shot, and she said, ‘You know, I tend to sexualize all my acting partners,’” Jordan said, “I thought, ‘Where’s this going?’ Well, honey, she kicked me, rolled me over, and got down on me and started riding me... I didn’t know what I was supposed to do! I just laid there and…

So basically, at least how I’m reading this, Gaga regularly assaulted and/or sexually assaulted Jordan because she wanted to go all “method acting”? And we’re going to be all “YAS KWEEN!” about it? O.K., then.

I need help! English is my second language so I must be missing something because that hilarious story sounds to me like Lady Gaga raped a 65 year old gay man.

It’s hilarious that Wintour tries to say this is a swanky event for elite donors who appreciate art when in reality it’s a lot of skinny, newly rich, white people smoking in the bathroom who really don’t give a shit about art at all.

My other thought on this is basically: what is the outcome she’s hoping for? Is she thinking he’ll drop out of the race because of a 30 year old sexual assault accusation that she can’t prove happened?

joe biden has a long, documented history of creepy and inappropriate behaviour towards women.

Trump won’t have to win. Enough people are willing to lose. Like all the ‘Bernie bros’ who wouldn’t vote for Hillary because of their “ integrity “ , we will have all the current self righteous voters sitting this one out.

The worst i ever saw out of a customer was a woman changing her baby’s shit diaper on the restaurant table. We were a large chain restaurant, recently rebuilt after a natural disaster, and had changing stations in both men’s and women’s rooms. There’s no excuse. I’m a parent, don’t try to justify it it, that’s…

Very long article for what boils down to “men on the internet like attractive women”

Really?

I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but it seems her rise in popularity may have been attributable to something other than ‘OK Boomer’. YMMV

Wisconsin voters would have had to stand in line anyway, there was a right-wing State Supreme Court justice on the ticket. The primary should have been delayed, but if the GOP is refusing, I hope every single dem in the state showed up to get rid of Daniel Kelly.

I’m not sure why he waited until after Wisconsin voters were forced to stand in line during a pandemic primary

Many still unfairly hold Sanders accountable for Clinton’s defeat in 2016, and his tendency to avoid certain niceties—singing the Democratic party’s praises, buttering up the press—made him an abrasive figure for some.

Your in-laws need to read more and not focus on the $1200 check, as your FIL is going to get an extra $2400 in unemployment per month for the next 4 months or so.

If their income dips dramatically for 2020, they’ll likely recoup the credit on their tax return next spring, which could result in a refund.

The royals invented social distancing. Like, before the bubonic plague, much less this year’s pathogen.

I’m pretty sure Queen Elizabeth practices social distancing most of the time. Explains the white gloves. And lots of sidekicks to hold back the enthusiastic crowds, and hold the endless bouquets of flowers.

I hate to be this earnest but:

The take from the UK is as follows. It’s pretty much agreed she did a really disgusting thing and it was domestic abuse/GBH - she read her boyfriend’s texts at 5am in the morning and then smashed him over the head with a lamp while he was sleeping. He was in the street screaming “I was normal before I met her” when…