Most of this is a joke, right?

That bothered me too!

seek help.

the pet industry? are you kidding? I hope that whenever your cats get sick you have people like me who love and will do their best to help your animals despite how much you suck.

I’m a vet tech so I more than likely know more than you about this than you do, and can decisively tell you that you are wrong.

yes it is!

no one is shaming anyone about positive status, they’re saying green genital discharge is gross, which it is, so please chill out already.

a 20-something year old would have been born in 1997 or earlier

bump

I think someone having an issue with a lead being cast as female is indicative of much larger issues with women and those are absolutely grounds for a breakup.

you’re a dick.

because these were muslims, not radical muslims. there’s no inequality here, you’re just showing your own racism.

hate crime

...nah

yeah how else do you think they make those “waist trainers” look like they actually work?

I know that the main issue here is that not being able to find a perfect fit for this role should be EASY AS FUCK DUH. and I agree. But wtf is a Guy Ritchie-Aladdin movie going to look like???

you’re wrong. rethink your opinion instead of arguing.

this isn’t on deadspin.

Hi, I know this sounds pathetic but I don’t have any friends in my city anymore. I went to college here and as a few years have passed (I’m 24) and I’m deep in a 7am-6pm 6 days/week job, it’s been hard to make new friends that weren’t already college friends. I make party friends sometimes but next week, my best and…

ok, Lena!