Nobody likes doing strikes.

6 years in you’re still on the fence?

So 6 years later you’re still unsure?

Zealot alert! 

Both things can be true at the same time moron. 

How insightful!

Fucking brain dead elon zealots like you are all that's wrong with modern america.

How many partial shares of Tesla do you own, bro?!?

You’re one of the countless elon zealots.

Oh what's wrong honey you can't afford one?

You're an asshole.

Do you understand what a “surge” is?

Its clear you're an asshole 100% of the time.

One would think it would be your job as a human being to not be a complete asshole.

No.

Untrue.

Be honest you were never going to buy one.