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You left this out, so I’ll add it for you:

Effing Millennials....

This, plus the personal guarantee that the track is closed from 8pm - 7am unless both neighbors agree to the night race.

As much as I hate to say it, that would merit a 911 call for disturbing the peace, or at least a violation of the city/county noise ordinance.

Because Hydrogen powered transportation worked out so well for the Germans:

Not to mention NOT LETTING GO OF THE PRESSURE WASHER WAND that you see is sucking you closer and closer to the spinning brush of death.

That is clearly a “she” and not a “he”, unless....

(Mustang + Cars and Coffee) = (Hellcat + Interstate system)

He maxed out at about 120.... kph

A hybrid V8....

I did not expect this rhetoric coming from Denny Hamlin... I would totally expect this BS coming from Kyle Busch, but not Denny. Come on man..

o snap... here, have a star

I bet he got in that sexy V that night.

I wonder if tricking the consumer into thinking they are getting amazing gas mileage by putting in a larger tank, yet “listing” a 14.5 gallon tank is grounds for dieselgate 2.0... hehe

His chances of victory just went down the....

Does this mean they can bring back “Gentlemen, start your engines!”?

HAHA! I think this is all caused by mis-interpretation. Japanese hear us say “We want a good looking car”. When they hear “good looking”, their Google Translate returns “Sexy”... and the 2018 Camry is the result..
Thanks Google, we blame you for this ‘good looking’ Camry.

Guessing you do that whole “sexy” thing alone now in your van?

What a new design Toyota... it looks exactly like the front end of the 2017 Lexus GS, with just a little bit less “sexy”, and a sporty LOOKING wheel.

I would like to thank President Donald Trump for such a hugely successful eclipse. No other US president has been able to pull off an eclipse as wonderful and as bigly as this one.