that depends on how much Effital he took this morning.

Just FYI, this grill is actually cheaper at Lowe’s right now ($249):

Just FYI, this grill is actually cheaper at Lowe’s right now ($249):

They still make good pets

That’s right.... Woo!

*Family second, cars third* :)

I’m not saying this lightly... because I don’t see this story as fully complete. God willing, if Terrance were to be reunited with his family and they all ride together into the sunset in the 5 series wagon (after he gets it repainted brown), this story would make a WONDERFUL movie that I know every Jalop would relate…

Apparently we need to redefine what “Active” means here in the US...

This is a VW (diesel or not) that is all original with fresh paint that comes from a country with beautiful beaches, but the water at those beaches are filled with crap (literally). Every bit of this sounds 100% legit and truthful to me

This needs to be modernized, and Americanized:

Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders... navy beans navy beans, meatloaf sandwich!

Kyle Busch:

First thought after seeing this:

Got to pay for the wall somehow... claiming you have a priceless car should do the trick.

a billion is more than a million numnuts :-D

AOL sold their souls to Comcast, that’s how

Delete from Users.... DANGIT! THEY GOT US AGAIN!! Back to phase 1 of our Nuke program.... new user:

What gets me is that some bloke put a white headrest on the black seat... and didn’t notice the stark difference in contrast...

Bigly

What? This is the same Trump that was in Home Alone 2!!

That poor couch. What did it do to deserve such a hoonful death? Don’t those hoons know that us couches have feelings too?