He’s coming back right as the 1619 project is launching at the NYT. I bet he has some thoughts about it that we all really need to hear! 

Jon Stewart as a guest, humiliating him again.

Don’t you dare ruin my goblin fetish you bastard.

correct - movement conservatism has always been at war with east asia. 

He’s going to be pissed if we get ahold of it and he finds out it’s not as big as it looks in a Mercator projection. The advisors will just have to hide the globes.

Don’t diagnose from a distance and all that, but if you told me he was incapable of real empathy I’d believe you. He displays something like empathy for people who are loyal or close to him, but I don’t think it’s real empathy as much as transactional. 

Your comment made me think of this.

On behalf of everyone that Trump is fucking over on a daily basis, yeah. It’s bad. Your entertainment is not a factor here.

I know this is rhetorical but a big part of what Shapiro is getting paid for is a lack of self-reflection. It takes a certain type of person to keep saying how delicious that boot is.

Conservatives will point to this and say Race has only been a problem for 26 years.

If I remember correctly from Major League 3, if you want your minor league team to play its parent club you just need a longstanding rivalry with their manager.

Max Klinger would love it.

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

Daily reminder that there’s no point in singing the national anthem at a sporting event.

I bet he comes from a nice family.

This might help.

That truck should be a chargeable offense. Bet it’s got orange trucknutz on the hitch.

Didn’t recognize him without the fist to the face

“You just want me to say the words so I sound like everybody else. I’m not everybody else. I’m Joe Biden. I’ve always been who I am. I’m staying that way.”

It never went wrong.  The plan is always to leave the last guy holding the bag and hope you’re not the last guy.