I haven’t forgotten about the Epstein thing, either.

Not sure that’s 100% accurate. Jesus and Peter definitely, but Paul is kind of a shitty person when you read his epistles and his conduct in Acts and some deutero-canonical books and might fit with modern Evangelical movements.... even post-Damascus.

Obviously the Rand Corporation, working with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, have allied with the dastardly Slavs to gather Kompromat on Pelosi and...basically every Dem party apparatchik.

I’m going to guess that Conway is going to pull the “Pressley is anti-feminist” card next. Probably throw in a teary-eyed monologue on Fox News too.

Wile E. Covfefe

Open Scene: Mike Pence sits in his office talking to his executive assistant

Yep, if your god of choice requires millions of innocent people to die before he will bless you with their presence, then it is time to find a new religion.

i see what you did there. 

Slaves were 3/5, not 3/4. 

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Too bad you can’t sculpt mayo. It would even have an accurate skin tone.

If BP and ICE weren’t government organisations, they’d be labeled as hate groups.

DC is going to be fucked all day/night on Thursday. Traffic is going to be a bitch (Memorial Bridge is already under heavy construction), and Metro is going to be utterly useless. The whole city is going to be gridlocked. Add in this Proud Boys bullshit and tanks rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue, and it should be a…

The way that Spanish works, you would use the word Latina.

“Ain’t no party like a Kilmeade party cause a Kimeade party won’t stop without a UN resolution!”

They’d probably get off on it, though.

Boeing oughta rename the 737 MAX 8 the 737 Biden in honor of how fast his campaign has crashed after takeoff.

Oh, so it’s OK when you call the server gay, but when I do it, I get called into HR for yet another “talk?”

If this were to happen, I fully expect that the GOP would push through a bill requiring restitution to be paid only by ex-convicts out of their personal funds. It isn't about money; this is 100% about preventing any more black people from voting.