yes, it’s the “sandworms swimming in sand pear tart”

Do we have to eat without rythym or risk attracting the worms?

The Gluten Must Flow!

Man, I forgot Max Von Sydow was in this season. That dude is the best.

On the upside, it means that all of the movie-related toys where he has a gun at least have a chance of being vaguely screen-accurate.

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Doomsday

Yeah, I mean it’s not like Neil Blokamp is known for taking a chance on unusual people with little professional acting experience in his movies...

Eh. Locking a woman up and forcing her to do things has a very different feel to it. I don’t think the show wants to open that particular refrigerator.

He was put into a death like sleep until the Night King comes and kisses him to wake him and he will become Snow White Walker.

It might have possibly been the “Aoooga aoooga, honk honk honk” noises you made whenever Dina Meyer took her shirt off.

I would have gone on a second date with you but, well, I was teenaged and exploring my sexuality and had a massive crush on Dina Meyer in it.

I mean, jeez, we really made an event out of the LOTR movies. No advance tickets back then, so not only did we take the day off, but we got to the theatre two hours before it opened and waited in one of our cars until the first car other than ours showed up. (We are talking about December in the upper Midwest here, so…

There’s also a hardcore dwarf orgy. Basically anything they can do to get people to buy this crappy movie.

Photoshopped into the Uncanny Quadrant.

I could tell it was him by his name in the corner. He only writes “Motherfucker” on official documents.