Avatar was a weird one for me. I went to it because everyone else on the planet had seen it and I wanted to see what the fuss was about. I knew nothing about it going in. I then realized that a South Park episode had completly parodied it. I just kept picturing Cartman dressed up as Wendy murdering Smurfs.

Nothing But Trouble is the worst film I have ever seen not named Curse of Bigfoot.

Baby Geniuses. It was the movie I saw as a kid that made me realize movies can be bad.

And Pirates: Band of Misfits and Paranorman.

I remember liking it.

Paprika was robbed.

The Blue Man Group is just a rip-off of the Smurfs. And the smurfs… they suck.

I never realized I wanted to see that until this exact moment.

The original looks like a rabbid on meth.

That's impossible. A horse corpse wouldn't be caught dead with Alex Jones.

I heard the guy who plays Skull got a doctorate and teaches film studies now. Good for him.

I am not a Family Guy fan in the slightest, but I will admit to laughing for a solid minute at the line "If I had a hole in my neck I would put pennies in it!"

Tommy Wiseau should be played by Nic Cage.

At this point it is about principle; you shouldn't be able to rape a child, flee prosecution for decades and have the charges dropped because the victim decided to move on. A precident needs to be established.

Given how much money he put into the team I will say love. He also owns the Red Wings.

I root against the Steelers because they have a rapist quarterback and against the Patriots because the win so frequently and are thus boring (I always pull for the team with less franchise success, since the fans need it more).

I can honestly say that that was the best Spokane Sea Eagles game I've ever seen.

The problem with bending, but not breaking the rules is that no one will give you the benefit of the doubt when you are accused.

What is dead can never die.

Easy access to mass quantities of alcohol?