Um, the closer to Halloween one buys Halloween candy, the less likely one or one’s partner or one’s kids will eat the candy before Halloween. That’s science!

Meanwhile the rest of the current player base is actually thankful for these changes which will:

Sorry you didn’t type that in French. Your opinion is worthless.

#ReleaseTheButtholeCat

Report: Microsoft Kinect Creator Resigns After Being Accused Of Watching ‘VR Porn’ At Work And Broadcasting It On A Screen During A Meeting And also Inappropriately Touched Female Coworkers.

If you want to just play the story and just not give a fig about min maxing out and paragon levels you don’t have to spend a dime. If you are into leader boards and PVP then that’s a different story.

If you’re talking about being absolutely BiS, Min/Max perfect stats, all top quality gems etc etc then like...welcome to Mobile Games? You know how much money at costs to have a C6 character with a max R5 weapon and refreshed resin enough times to get *perfect* artifacts in Genshin?  I'd have to sell my house.

No, they’re claiming it’s fun as long as “fully upgrading” your character isn’t your goal, but playing the game is.

You sure you know how to wear a tie? If you think the tie is constricting blood flow to your brain, it’s not. It’s your collar. Your collar is too small and doesn’t fit your neck. You need to get a shirt with a proper collar size. A properly fitting collar with a tie can still be quite comfortable.

Ties constrict blood flow to the brain.

It reads like a petulant teenager raging about having to dress like an adult for once. By all means, toss aside any sense of decorum you might have had, but don’t expect to be taken seriously if you’re not properly dressed for an occasion that would call for a tie.

Counterpoint: They look hot.

I believe that this is, by far, the dumbest article that I have ever seen on Lifehacker.

I’m Command Sheppard and this is my favorite comment in the forum. 

The hypersensitivity of Cyberpunk super fans continues

Welcome to the stock market too. This is why it’s better to be long stocks than short stocks.

I felt like a total dork when I started using a scale to measure out coffee, but the scoop method was too variable and inconsistent, especially with whole beans, whereas weighing the amount in grams proved to be much easier.

I can’t tell you how many times I have googled “what does a cup of flour weigh.”

I’ve never met someone who responds to an argument with “you must be fun at parties” who is themselves any fun, anywhere, ever.