I love my father and respect his opinions, but I haven’t asked him who he thought I should work for since I was in my teens. I don’t know why anyone, including Anthony Davis, gives a shit what Anthony Davis’s dad thinks about the subject.

I would be very okay if the electoral college were 100% comprised of people of color.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

I don’t like the execution, but if people didn’t think Dany would end up being the villain, they never understood the show they were watching.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

tough to quit a $150k/hour job though

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin’ to say
But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Al Horford

Or

If the argument is over whether or not it counts if all four teams have earned the trophy in the same calendar year, the city of Boston has already won.

Zero sympathy for a pair of professional flop merchant crybabies who play the basketball equivalent of Let Me Speak To Your Manager and apparently have never heard of the boy who cried wolf. Let them lose in 4.

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

i think it’s pretty cool that someone’s going to reinvent cable and call it an innovation

Given the quality of the humor, it’s astonishing that there are two people who want to claim authorship.

The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.

If you reach into my garnish tray I will slap it down on your fingers and point out how gross you are to anyone in earshot.

Yeah, what happened yesterday is an incredible sports story; I’m not so sure it’s a great story, and it sure as hell isn’t “redemption.” 

Seriously this is one of the worst takes I’ve seen online in forever. First of all, Avenatti is not a “liberal” or whatever you want to call him. He’s an opportunist trying to capitalize on people like you who will support anyone opposing Trump. He’s a conman and a fraud. If you can’t muster the strength of character t…