That’s not really fair given that Raisman’s statement is right there in ESPN.com’s “Top Headlines.” I suppose the bigger point is that Embiid’s Rihanna bit is too, and doesn’t belong there. But Raisman IS there.

If you can’t even get a chuckle from “Today’s Friday,” I don’t know what to do for you.

Heart of a goddamn champion.

Reporter in head: *OMG THE PRETTY TENNIS LADY IS TALKING TO ME* *SWOON* *....shit I’m supposed to be talking to her about tennis, not just gawking slackjawed*

Bears zero risk of this happening as it is off camera, therefore no discipline required.

Yeah I mean if you look at the replay, he was definitely going to be there early. Peeling off to some extent was the smart move from a PI perspective. Do you really want to leave the game in the hands of grossly inconsistent refs who have, admittedly, been letting you mug receivers in the 2nd half, but called multiple…

I’m not sure it was brave, because the outcome wasn’t uncertain; there was no risk, no courage involved. What it was was classy. They could absolutely have stayed in the locker room and just had the Vikings take their knee alone, but Saints players came back to finish it.

I think that says more to ESPN’s massive mismanagement of the shift to nearly-all digital (see: declining subscription numbers they were in no way prepared for, dumping hundreds of employees that barely saved a dent in their bottom line) than it does of Simmons’ brand power now. He WAS the biggest writer at the…

Side note: It sure looks like Aldridge realized this as he peeled off to not offensively goaltend it.

Probably haven’t played this game/level in 20 years.

So, what excuse is the NBA going to make for why a guy who just got hit by 250 pounds of full speed charging left elbow RIGHT in the head was able to come back into that game at all?

No multiplayer games whatsoever. Seems to have been a criteria they left off the headline.

I’m not surprised, there isn’t a multi-player game on here. This is labeled the 12 best video games of 2017, but in reality, at best, it’s “the 12 best games to play by yourself.”

Try the Public Interest Division of the DC OAG

I have chosen not to, out of fear of what may come up.

“Waste,” you say, like we aren’t going to drink it all...

Brutal truth. I blind bought them because I love the wiper fluid.... and I have terrible wipers that I can’t bring myself to give up on.

(1) Sure, if you have a chamber sealer you’d be fine. This is a post about a low end Foodsaver, which I own, and how it works.

(1) Sure, if you have a chamber sealer you’d be fine. This is a post about a low end Foodsaver, which I own, and how…

I swear by that principle and have become very, very sad for people who can’t seem to enjoy a game like this without the completionist cosmetics. It’s the same game whether or not you have all the skins! It plays the same! Do you like the game? Then play the game!

The issue isn’t losing fluid that’s inside the meat, it’s that if you vacuum seal it with that loose liquid on the bag, the liquid pulls through the air channels and (a) gunks up your vacuum sealer with meat juice in a hard to clean channel, which is gross, and (b) prevents the heat strip from properly sealing the bag…

The issue isn’t losing fluid that’s inside the meat, it’s that if you vacuum seal it with that loose liquid on the…