Antonio Brown is the most exciting player in football, but Russell Wilson is terrifyingly fucking good.

TIL Warren Sapp has a terrible lawyer.

That’s real weird. What brand? And if you don’t mind my asking, why the hell did you go back to that same product after that first experience?

Also, I definitely meant “caseless” and got autocorrected without noticing, in case that wasn’t clear, because I think you were discussing the utility of screen-protector-only defense.

100%. But since I think it’s safe to assume the cheap screen protector is not as tough as the fancy screen, it’s possible the force applied was enough to break the protector but wouldn’t have damaged the screen. No way to know. Either way, I’m not mad about it, because my screen is undamaged.

Most manufacturers now make a screen protector that is made with a flexible glass similar to the glass your screen is actually made of. It is made of glass, for glass (as opposed to plastic films), and as I understand it usually is actually a layered set of a glass film, a plastic film, and an adhesive. They are…

A week ago I dropped my careless phone and cracked the corner of my glass screen protector. The screen itself is undamaged.

The reason the lower level guys don’t make more in baseball has practically nothing to do with what the top guys make, it’s collectively bargained just like everything else. Frankly, it’s probably more about the fact that there’s twice as many (or more) major league minimum players in MLB, plus all of the minor…

The cap just depresses the value of any generational talent, which means the haves and the have nots shift—but not for reasons any more fair than the existing system. In a capped systems, your Floridas, your Californias, your New Yorks, to some extent your Texas; these are all places to live that have off-the-field…

That’s probably because the game has optimization and performance issues on less than top tier PC hardware, stuff that is still head and shoulders ahead of a standard Xbox One.

Sure, but what’s the solution? The franchise tag, like the NFL, where you can be so good you somehow lose your right to control your own destiny and secure your financial future? Max contracts, like the NBA, where a guy like Machado might be secure but only because he has to be wildly underpaid compared to his earning…

Wait, what? I mean I’m with you that my bed naps tend to run long (which is why I don’t take many)... but... if you go to sleep at say, 2 pm, and wake up at 5 pm and go about the rest of your day, what have you taken if not a nap?

If I have to be stuck in one restaurant for the rest of my life, the first thing I’m looking at is the drink menu. Can’t believe this didn’t make your criteria. Find me a place with a great selection of booze options, and I can die happy.

Link says free. Takes me to the games list which shows $14.99. Click add to cart, shows up at $2.99.

I mean, I for one would like to see the peanut vendor’s numbers against those two.

The outcry over Danica Patrick’s “unfair weight advantage” when she broke into Indycar was.... not mild. A surprising and irritating number of drivers brought it up. This will keep coming up, undoubtedly.

Make it more interesting—should include a third column for whoever the Marlins roll out as well.

I would imagine not having a traditionally white first name triggers people’s instincts.

That is not OXO’s better can opener. This is:

That is not OXO’s better can opener. This is:

This is not a thing Philly fans would know.